Archive for February, 2010

Parenthood 101

February 2nd, 2010

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.


My Li’l Bastard is unlike any virtual pet you’ve ever cared for. This enhanced iPhone/iPod Touch app version of the popular Adult Swim web game will make you feel like a parent for the first time or the last time! Raise your baby from a blob-like hatchling to a full-fledged adult bastard. Each stage of life presents a new challenge for you to overcome with your thankless offspring. He takes your tender loving care and vomits it back at you, tossing Molotov cocktails on the gifts you graciously bought him, breaking that water bottle you used to punish him, and pooping all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and patience, you just might be able to turn this bastard around. (Note: we said “might.”)

And if you give it a try, you’ll be in good company. It’s among the top 30 paid and grossing apps!